The Absolute Destiny Apocalypse

...so its been a while, what else is new -.-

2009-09-11T00:15:56Z

hm in recent news:

hehe went to dragon-con last weekend.. a couple things ive learned.
1) Claudia Black is hot..
2) giant mallets are fun http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/photo.php?pid=31267911&id=33900666&ref=nf
3) i can never be intimidating, but i can be cute as all hell O__o
4) you never know how old you really are until a kid asks his mom who the guy in the funny costume is and you try not to yell "hes a fucking power ranger you little tard"
5) atlanta is kinda sketchy when you have pigtails..
6) did i mention claudia black is hot?

in other news, i have a new friend :) his name is scott. my life has more drama in it than when i was in highschool.. yeah..scott was alex's first bf, after she broke up with him she went out with kevin..my current roommate. hes as clingy as both me and allister combined and just as socially awkward too. havent known him as long but hes a good guy and has that mafia mentallity we all end up with when good ppl are scarce.

biochem is kicking my ass. senior sem is a bad joke, lindquester just sits there and has us teach each other...actually it was pretty much wht i did in molecular bio with him but now he doesnt talk as much :D

we hired another person for the computer depot, they listened to my recommendation for once.. this almost evens out the GDI ppl with the PiKA ppl at work ^___^ now if only we could hire more girls..or you know a girl in general would be good too..

hm...havent killed my blackberry yet.

thats it for now

caladax @ 2009-05-07T14:21:00

2009-05-07T19:31:59Z

hm so lets see whats been going on here in the time ive been to busy to post:

SCHOOL = nothing. same old same old. im going to be graduating a semester later :( the department took in more students than they had classes for so i got shafted. that and BioChem, Orgo II, senior sem, and Molecular Bio all one semester would be like having a devil's 3way but with no girl and 20 more guys...

im staying in memphis for summer again. ive got an MCAT course through part of july and the actual test in august. im hoping to get a research position, though its a history one so its not even relevant to my BCMB major but im like 300% qualified for it and it might finish off my minor so i gave it a shot

Allister and i are still together, nothings changed. about this time last year kevin moved in with us (henceforth refered to as "the jew"). 'nough said

my cat is still fat. and has found a way to dive head first into his food bucket.

i have yet to hit lvl 80 since wrath came out , just dont have time. and now they keep changing things again , im going to have to relearn to tank again, bah .

joan came to stay with us for her spring break.... yeah shes a horrible liar. hehe ask her about it ;)

i havent broken my crackberry yet, but i now have phone insurance just in case.

recently became obsessed with "How I met your mother" , if you havent seen it, its actually funny, i was suprised, i thought they ran out of original tv content years ago

going through all of stargate sg-1 (bday present i got for allister) and star trek the original (his present to me), god yes i know we are dorks.

oo, dr wang and dr zhao both have me listed in their journal papers :) whee! now if only i wanted to do research for the rest of my life id be set

more to come, back to studies atm

if you happen to be celebrating 4/20 atm...

2009-04-20T22:57:49Z

Watch Nom Nom Nom Song on CollegeHumor

^____________________________^ 14% bitches !

2009-04-20T03:22:19Z

this ones mine, last one was joans

Take this quiz and find out how girly you are. (GUYS TOO) Put x's beside each thing that's true. Each x that you put is one percent. Have fun!!

[ ] My fingernails/toenails are almost always done
[ ] During the summer the only shoes I wear are flip flops
[ ] My favorite toys as a child were Barbies
[ ] My favorite colour is pink or purple
[x] I did gymnastics
[ ] I love skirts
[ ] Hollister is one of my favorite places to shop
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans i'll wear
[x] I love chocolate
[] I've never had a real job

TOTAL: 2

[ ] My hair is almost always straightened [ if by straightened you mean pointy, spiney and like that when i wake up, then yes ]
[ ] I have at least 8 MySpace pictures
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week
[ ] I love to hang out at the mall with friends [I don't "hang out" at the mall]
[ ] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace or earrings
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon [Asians aren't exactly famous for looking good tan]
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan [see above]
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes
[ ] I watch either the OC or Laguna Beach
[ ] I change my icon weekly
[ ] I wear a shower cap

TOTAL: 2

[x] I don't shop at Hot Topic
[x] My cell phone might as well become a part of me [duh that cause i dont use the home phone or dorm phone. and i need a watch -.-]
[ ] I wear mascara everyday
[x] I've been or am on a diet
[ ] Bathing suits are adorable
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat [WhattheSnegg, again]
[ ] Big sunglasses are hott [O.o que the hell??]
[ ] I have gotten my nails done before
[ ] MTV is one of my favorite channels

TOTAL: 5

[ ] All I want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys!
[ ] I love to have gurls do my hair
[x] I give and recieve hugs from all my friends
[ ] I hate bugs
[ ] Carnivals are so fun!
[ ] Summer is THE best season [WINTER]
[ ] My swimsuit has 2 pieces
[ ] I'm waiting for my knight in shining armor
[x] Musicians are so hot [Band dorks are cute :)]
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours

TOTAL: 7

[x] I am self-conscious
[ ] I cry often
[ ] My car smells like vanilla or cherry
[ ] My dishes get washed more than once a week
[ ] I don't do sports
[X] I HATE to run
[ ] I squeal when I am surprised or angry
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack [not often]
[ ] I love romance novels
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute

TOTAL: 9

[ ] I dance a lot [Only with the arrows :)]
[ ] usually spend an hour or over to get ready to leave my house
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products
[ ] I love to get dressed up
[ ] Every part of my outfit needs to match
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot
[ ] I apply lip stuff 50 times a day
[ ] I wish I were a model

TOTAL: 9

[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton [do i get a staple gun?]
[ ] I have been something that was semi [What?? O.o]
[ ] I own Uggs
[ ] Hip Hop is the best music
[ ] I pop my collar
[ ] I like to be the center of attention
[ ] Guys with Mohawks are crazy
[x] Horses are beautiful [Aww, they got me again.]
[x] I'd rather not pay attention in school
[x] Cats are adorable [and again]

TOTAL: 12

[ ] I write my own music
[ ] I would love to visit Hawaii
[ ] Valentine's day is so cute! [X.x]
[ ] White is better than black
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black
[ ] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes
[ ] Hate the grunge look
[ ] I love to read magazines

TOTAL: 12

[ ] I love to gossip
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters/notebooks as a kid
[ ] I love Celine Dion
[ ] My bubble baths are 1-2hrs long
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned
[ ] My friends and I are in a strict group. We mostly only hang out with each other
[ ] I like little kids
[x] Diet drinks are the best [damn addiction]
[x] I'm all about being vegetarian [thats not girlly :P]
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonalds

TOTAL: 14

[ ] I check my MySpace everyday [MySpace has yet to tighten its deathgrip around me]
[ ] I love life!
[ ] I have a lot of jewelery!
[ ] My screen name(s) have x's in them
[ ] Either one of my MySpace names has/had <3's in them
[ ] I never want to be a boy [I want to be male at least once a month.]
[ ] It's not what he/she said it's the way he/she said it [Whaaaa @_@]
[ ] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed

TOTAL: 14

tada guess who is 21% girly (and no its not zach)

2009-04-16T21:22:30Z

actually its joan that 21% girly :)

Take this quiz and find out how girly you are. (GUYS TOO) Put x's beside each thing that's true. Each x that you put is one percent. Have fun!!

[ ] My fingernails/toenails are almost always done
[ ] During the summer the only shoes I wear are flip flops
[ ] My favorite toys as a child were Barbies
[ ] My favorite colour is pink or purple
[x] I did gymnastics
[ ] I love skirts
[ ] Hollister is one of my favorite places to shop
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans i'll wear
[x] I love chocolate
[x] I've never had a real job [What the Snegg are you implying?]

TOTAL: 3

[x] My hair is almost always straightened
[ ] I have at least 8 MySpace pictures
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week
[x] I love to hang out at the mall with friends [I don't "hang out" at the mall]
[ ] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace or earrings
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon [Asians aren't exactly famous for looking good tan]
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan [see above]
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes
[ ] I watch either the OC or Laguna Beach
[ ] I change my icon weekly
[ ] I wear a shower cap

TOTAL: 2

[x] I don't shop at Hot Topic
[x] My cell phone might as well become a part of me [duh that cause i dont use the home phone or dorm phone. and i need a watch -.-]
[ ] I wear mascara everyday
[x] I've been or am on a diet
[ ] Bathing suits are adorable
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat [WhattheSnegg, again]
[ ] Big sunglasses are hott [O.o que the hell??]
[x] I have gotten my nails done before
[ ] MTV is one of my favorite channels

TOTAL: 3

[ ] All I want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys!
[ ] I love to have gurls do my hair
[x] I give and recieve hugs from all my friends
[ ] I hate bugs
[ ] Carnivals are so fun!
[ ] Summer is THE best season [WINTER]
[ ] My swimsuit has 2 pieces
[x] I'm waiting for my knight in shining armor
[x] Musicians are so hot [Band dorks are cute :)]
[x] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours

TOTAL: 4

[x] I am self-conscious
[x] I cry often
[ ] My car smells like vanilla or cherry
[ ] My dishes get washed more than once a week
[ ] I don't do sports
[ ] I HATE to run
[ ] I squeal when I am surprised or angry
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack [not often]
[x] I love romance novels [The only good romance novel is Lolita, and even that gets pretty gross.]
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute

TOTAL: 3

[ ] I dance a lot [Only with the arrows :)]
[ ] usually spend an hour or over to get ready to leave my house
[x] I only have like 5 billion hair products
[x] I love to get dressed up
[ ] Every part of my outfit needs to match
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot
[ ] I apply lip stuff 50 times a day
[ ] I wish I were a model

TOTAL: 2

[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton [do i get a staple gun?]
[ ] I have been something that was semi [What?? O.o]
[ ] I own Uggs
[ ] Hip Hop is the best music
[ ] I pop my collar
[ ] I like to be the center of attention
[ ] Guys with Mohawks are crazy
[x] Horses are beautiful [Aww, they got me again.]
[x] I'd rather not pay attention in school
[x] Cats are adorable [and again]

TOTAL: 3

[ ] I write my own music
[ ] I would love to visit Hawaii
[ ] Valentine's day is so cute! [X.x]
[ ] White is better than black
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black
[ ] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes
[ ] Hate the grunge look
[ ] I love to read magazines

TOTAL: 0

[ ] I love to gossip
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters/notebooks as a kid
[ ] I love Celine Dion
[ ] My bubble baths are 1-2hrs long [I haven't had those in ages]
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned
[ ] My friends and I are in a strict group. We mostly only hang out with each other
[ ] I like little kids
[x] Diet drinks are the best [damn addiction]
[ ] I'm all about being vegetarian [thats not girl :P]
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonalds

TOTAL: 1

[ ] I check my MySpace everyday [MySpace has yet to tighten its deathgrip around me]
[ ] I love life!
[ ] I have a lot of jewelery!
[ ] My screen name(s) have x's in them
[ ] Either one of my MySpace names has/had <3's in them
[ ] I never want to be a boy [I want to be male at least once a month.]
[ ] It's not what he/she said it's the way he/she said it [Whaaaa @_@]
[ ] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed

TOTAL: 0

just for gits and shiggles

2009-03-22T11:06:45Z

more silly pictures i took in AZ
http://s426.photobucket.com/albums/pp346/Liu2chang4/arizona/

^__________^ go here. im an old cat lady in the making

2009-02-07T06:46:54Z

http://www.aeonity.com/xiao_bai

just for gits and shiggles

2009-01-30T05:57:05Z

in the spirit of valentines day coming up...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.55739

O.O now if only i could get the roomba to do my homework..

2009-01-26T05:06:33Z

http://hackaday.com/2009/01/13/rickshaw-pulling-robot/

caladax @ 2008-11-05T07:57:00

2008-11-05T13:58:41Z

..we are so screwed..

ps- joan, do you know how much grandpa is gonna rant about america now ??? im investing in bulk packs of earplugs

Criminal - Disturbed

2008-11-01T02:54:28Z

Malevolent criminal, I
When the vision paints my mind
Cross the invisible line
And you'll be paid in kind

Malevolent criminal, I
When the vision paints my mind
Cross the invisible line
And you'll be paid in kind

GET IT!

HA, HA!
HA, HA!
HA, HA!

Criminal, this suffering
It makes me think like a criminal
The suffering, when we're alone
Criminal, this suffering
It makes me feel like a criminal
The suffering, when we're alone

Typical enough for me
That I burn inside in agony
What power will enable me
To bury my vision

The hunger coming over me
As I learn to hide the agony
To make a final remedy
To close the door once and for all

In a world that I don't want to know
With a message that I never want to send
To be freed from all of this
I want you to quicken my end

Don't tell me I cannot go
With a wound that refuses to mend
Deliver me from all of this
I want you to quicken my end

It seems the whole experience is
Terrible and crippling
The pain is much more
Than physical, beyond belief
When we're alone

Typical enough for me
That I burn inside in agony
What power will enable me
To make this decision

Despair has fallen over me
No way to hide the agony
Embracing my calamity
To save myself once and for all

In a world that I don't want to know
With a message that I never want to send
To be freed from all of this
I want you to quicken my end

Don't tell me I cannot go
With a wound that refuses to mend
Deliver me from all of this
I want you to quicken my end

Now you wanna know, you want a name
You wanna call me motherfucker
Now you wanna know, you want a name
You wanna say it doesn't matter

Now you wanna know, you want a name
You wanna call me motherfucker
Now you wanna know, you want a name
You wanna say it doesn't matter now

Now, now you wanna know
Now you wanna name
Now you wanna place
Now you wanna time
Now you wanna know

Now, now you wanna know
Now you wanna name
Now you wanna place
Now you wanna time
Now you wanna know, now

In a world that I don't want to know
With a message that I never want to send
To be freed from all of this
I want you to quicken my end

Don't tell me I cannot go
With a wound that refuses to mend
Deliver me from all of this
I want you to quicken my end

Don't say it isn't so
I'm on a path that you'll never comprehend
Set me free from all of this
I need you to quicken my end

caladax @ 2008-10-09T21:08:00

2008-10-10T02:09:19Z

Devon
Won't go to heaven
She's just another lost soul, about to be mine again
Leave her
We will receive her
It is beyond your control
Will you ever meet again

Devon
One of Eleven
Who had been rendered unwhole.
As a little child,
She was taken
And then forsaken
You will remember it all
Let it fill your mind again

Devon lies beyond this portal
Take the word of one immortal
Give your soul to me
For eternity
Release your life
To begin another time with her
End your grief with me
There's another way
Release your life
Take your place inside the fire with her

Sever
Now and forever
You're just another lost soul about to be mine again
See her, you'll never free her
You must surrender it all
If you'd like to meet again

Fire
For you desire
As she begins to turn cold for the final time
You will shiver
Till you deliver
You will remember it all
Let it fill your mind again

Devon lies beyond this portal
Take the word of one immortal
Give your soul to me
For eternity
Release your life
To begin another time with her
End your grief with me
There's another way
Release your life
Take your place inside the fire with her

[Guitar Solo]

Give your soul to me
For eternity
Release your life
To begin another time with her
End your grief with me
There's another way
Release your life
Take your place inside the fire with her

Devon
One of Eleven
Who had been rendered unwhole.
As a little child
She was taken,
And then forsaken
You will remember it all
Let it fill your mind again

caladax @ 2008-10-03T08:17:00

2008-10-03T13:18:16Z

http://openpandora.org/

^_________________________________________^
HAPPY COW FACE FOR OPENSOURCE

(i want one if it wasnt so damn pricey)

joan. no, just no.

Such a sucker for these :P

2008-09-15T03:39:25Z

Night of the Living Quiz

LiveJournal Username

Gender

Location

Age

How familiar are you with zombies?

A zombie is moaning at your door. What do you do?

Your lover got bit. What do you do?

FOX NEWS says to stay in-doors. What do you do?

Weapon of choice...

Forms gang of scavengers . Loots the neighborhood.

rhodesgomer

Plays tough-guy and gets bit within the first wave

brokentryst

The dumb zombie that walks around in circles.

x_meru_x

You find them in your basement. Then sex them.

_tylernol

Gets intestines ripped out and screams like a girl

brokentryst

Becomes a bible-thumper. Says the lord will end it

tylernorthen

Kills more zombies that you could possibly imagine

amadareneko

Chance of survival

91%

This Fun Quiz created by Tim at BlogQuiz.Net

Get the answer to your weight loss questions at WeightLossTips.TV

Maybe itd be more funny if I wasnt asian...

2008-09-01T20:33:31Z

1- Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:

Chang needs pressure to swim faster
Candy-Chang-Needs-Techno.jpg

2- Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:

Chang looks like he is Chinese-Hawaiian [O.o wtf??]

3- Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:

P F Chang's; Says Goodbye to Starbucks [nomnomnomnom]

4- Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:

MIT’s Chang has three-part role in major show on China [...MIT??? i cant even do calc right]

5- Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:

Chang wants to take over the world one noodle bar at a time. [ramen ? or maybe i start with italy]

and Chang wants to demolish the disputed Underground Railroad houses

7- Type in "[your name] takes" in Google search:

Chang takes opening Taipei event on Asian Tour

i like the noodle place idea :) whos with me?

caladax @ 2008-08-24T01:34:00

2008-08-24T06:35:38Z

i hate being left alone. they arent suppose to and im not technically alone. but when kev is out cold on the couch its practically the same thing -.-

What Your Handwriting Says About You

You are sometimes a very energetic person, but you are sometimes quite lethargic. You're moody, prone to ups and downs, and you don't have a lot of endurance.

You range from very outgoing to very shy. You are a shapeshifter who is very versatile. You adapt well, and you look at things from many angles.

You are balanced and grounded. You know how to get along well with others.

You don't a lot of space, and you prefer to spend time with others. You are a little nosy and intrusive. You sometimes don't give people enough space.

You are somewhat traditional, but you are also open to change. You listen to your head and your heart.

You are a poor communicator. No one really knows exactly what you're getting at.

What Does Your Handwriting Say About You?

not to disturb any of you but...

2008-08-16T09:21:42Z

...ever get that feeling like youre standing on the edge a canyon arms wide open and the slightest breeze can save you or kill you? Everyone loves you but no one knows where you are right now. they cant pull you away from some place they dont know about. standing on your tip toes and walking on the border between two absolutes? maybe one of them will claim you since nothing else will.

introducing, the repeating meme

2008-06-22T17:45:41Z

(x) smoked a cigarette
(x) smoked a cigar (cigarillo..)
(x) made out with a member of the same sex
(_) crashed a friend's car
(_) stolen a car

(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
(_) been fired
(_) been in a fist fight

(_) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
(_) been arrested
(_) made out with a stranger
(_) gone on a blind date

(x) lied to a friend
(_) had a crush on a teacher
(x) skipped school
(x) slept with a co-worker (1-define "slept" 2-not hard since i work with my boyfriend)
(_) seen someone die

(x) been to Canada
(_) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(_) thrown up in a bar

(_) purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x) eaten Sushi
(_) been snowboarding

(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel

(_) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(_) played dress up

(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(_) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school

(_) used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set
(_) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake

(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed
(_) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a reindeer/goat (x.x goats are creepy)

(x) won a contest
(x) run a red light
(_) been suspended from school
(_) had detention
(x) been in a car accident

(_) had braces
(x) felt like an outcast
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(_) danced in the moonlight

(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
(_) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes

(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the country
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying

(x) cried yourself to sleep
(_) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(_) sung karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins

(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed til some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(_) kissed in the rain

(_) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under mistletoe
(_) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(_) made a bonfire on the beach

(_) crashed a party and took their tap
(x) Have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating
(x) had a wish come true
(_) humped a monkey

(_) worn pearls
(_) jumped off a bridge
( ) screamed penis in class
(_) ate dog/cat food
(_) told a complete stranger you loved/hated them

(x) sang in the shower
(_) have a little black dress
(_) fucked in a park
( ) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something

(_) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
(_) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(_) been a cheerleader
(_) sat on a roof top

(_) had sex at a church
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel
(_) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night

(x) didn't take a shower for a week
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(_) climbed a tree
(_) had a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone

( ) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(_) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
(_) gone streaking
(_) played ding-dong-ditch
(_) played monster in the bucket

( ) played chicken fight
( ) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused

(x) caught a fish then ate it
(_) made porn
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed

(_) mooned/flashed someone
( ) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name

(x) slept naked
(x) French braided someone's hair
(_) gone skinny dipping in a pool
(_) been kicked out of your house.

now its your turn ^__^

caladax @ 2008-05-28T01:05:00

2008-05-28T06:05:28Z

mreow ^o.o^ is in shreveport. is anyone free thursday?

caladax @ 2008-05-08T22:27:00

2008-05-09T03:29:06Z

is done :) no more school till june! but till then ill be driving back and forth to memphis, shreveport and lots of other places to see ppl that i havent seen in forever (including my parents). hehe will post more tour dates later ^^

O.o am i that bad?

2007-12-02T07:38:14Z

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I put money in jitterro's expired parking meter (14 points). In October I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Friday I bought porn for the_olga (10 points). Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Saturday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1362 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
Caladax

caladax @ 2007-09-14T16:20:00

2007-09-14T21:30:32Z

1. Who was your first date?
Jesse from camp ^//^

2. Who was your first roommate?
probably tina from bio

3. What was your first alcoholic drink?
arak (sp?) :) it tastes like anise

4. What was your first job?
research lab at lsuhsc

5. What was your first car?
toyota camry

6. Who was the first person you texted today?
bud :)

7. Who is the first person you thought of this morning?
duhhhh

8. Who was your first grade teacher?
Mrs. launhagen

9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
i guess thad be to the US

10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was with you?
No one, I never snuck out.

11. Who was your first best friend, and are you still friends with them?
My first best friend was this girl named jenny, but shes changed allloottt

12. Where was your first sleep over?
friends house in middle schooll..

13. Who's wedding was the first you were in?
never been to one

15. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
snuggling :)

16. What was the first concert you ever went ?
the bravery

17. First tattoo or piercing?
ears ears ears

18. First foreign country you went to?
US?

19. First crush?
long long time ago

20. When was your first detention?
nope

21. What was the first state you lived in?
LA

22. Who was the first person to break your heart?
...not tellinnnngggg

23. Who will be the first to repost this?
zach if he hasnt already ^^

caladax @ 2007-07-21T13:08:00

2007-07-21T18:08:30Z

Your Score: Longcat

84% Affectionate, 48% Excitable, 40% Hungry

Protector of truth.

Slayer of darkness.

Loooooong.

Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.

It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.

Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.

To see all possible results, checka dis.

Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

caladax @ 2007-07-07T18:42:00

2007-07-07T23:43:03Z

ALLISTERS :)

2007-07-05T04:22:18Z

What Be Your Nerd Type? Your Result: Science/Math Nerd (Absolute Insane Laughter as you pour toxic chemicals into a foaming tub of death!) Well, maybe you aren't this extreme, but you're in league with the crazy scientists/mathmeticians of today. Very few people have the talent of math and science is something takes a lot of brains as well. Thank whosever God you worship, or don't worship, so thank no deity whatsoever in your case, for you people! Most of us would have died off without your help.
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